Imagine we're hanging out at a merch table.

Always trying to provide radical new pieces of art on swag for your wearing and sticking and pinning and whatever other pleasures you think up.

  • Quality

    These shirts are good shirts. I have a dedicated team that whispers, "You're a good shirt." at them every night which enhances the vibe of the shirt when you put it on.

  • Innovation

    Sometimes people send me this stuff & they're like, "hey I made this while I was listening to you," and sometimes I ask my friends, "can I Venmo you to make this a reality?" ALWAYS cool ppl doing cool stuff.

  • Absurdity

    It doesn't matter what color the dress is or whether racism exists. What matters is that we all agree to play nice in public spaces at all costs, both intangible and material.